My friend Rich sent me these 'rules'
C0MMON SENSE RULES
Never wear kilts on a windy day.
Never keep something in the fridge, if it's green and it's not lettuce or spinach.
Never bend over to dry off when stepping from the shower if there is a cat
in the corner waiting to pounce.
Never buy sushi on sale.
Never put the Windex next to the mouthwash!
Never play pull-my-finger after you've eaten a chilidog or a tamale.
Never give your boss an honest answer except on the day you retire.
Never pause or answer anything other than, "No!" if asked, "Honey, does
this make me look fat?"
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