Happy gobble gobble gobble part deux

>THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...


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>"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

>"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

>"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

>"Talk about a huge breast!"

>"It's Cool Whip time!"

>"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

>"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

>"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

>"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

>"Don't play with your meat."

>"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

>"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

>"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

>"You still have a little bit on your chin."

>"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

>"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

>"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

>"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

>"How many are coming?"

>"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

>"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."

>"How long do I beat it before it's ready

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gobble gobble

Hope all have a great turkey.

TSA news

Roaming around he internet is always fun from the standpoint of reading indignantly righteous people with their poison pens bitching about any subject available. The news is always a good minefield for these folks to plant their overactive libidos, imaginations and indignations. Lately the phlethora of words are about the TSA and how abusive the procedures have become. What with full body scans, and pat downs . . . My aunt admonished me (no kidding) to always wear clean underwear in case I got into an accident. I always figured that if I was in a serious accident, my resultant stained underwear would be the least of my problems. But, however. People with, what I perceive as having dirty drawers, are now complaining that some scanner dude will see such and post this information with other arrivals on the flight marque boards. Make a choice America. Get scanned or get your asses blown off.

election

I am sure that many of the pundits will slice and dice the election costing billions yesterday. Each will declare an epiphany of political savvy. None will declare that they actually voted or that their vote counted. None will decry the billions spent on campaigns filled with smear, misdirection, and outright lies. All will declare that their side won - even in a loss. Torches will be passed to the new representative or senator with grace, aplomb and civility with a set of rules defined by chivalric and Victorian courtesies. Crap! It is all crap. We as citizens do not really get to elect fair, impartial and representative advocates of our needs. America ignored the upcoming recession as they overbought houses, overextended their own credit and bought anything Chinese from Wal-Mart. We lived in a bubble of false security, a propensity for fooling ourselves that everything will be OK, and the US of A will always be safe from economic or physical harm.

Consider that the same politicians (in effect) lost Viet Nam; can't really do anything about terrorism except throw money at Homeland Security and hope the cash will mix with someone's blood, make a slurry and dry to create impenatrable adobe blocks that will somehow also solve the illegal alien issues; are still clueless about the current recession; and, likely ignore the people that they pledge to serve.