>THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...
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>"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
>"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
>"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
>"Talk about a huge breast!"
>"It's Cool Whip time!"
>"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
>"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
>"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
>"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
>"Don't play with your meat."
>"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
>"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
>"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
>"You still have a little bit on your chin."
>"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
>"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
>"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
>"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
>"How many are coming?"
>"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
>"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
>"How long do I beat it before it's ready
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